Vulgar Octopus Desk Ornament


*** Please note, shipping by USPS has been slowed due to the pandemic, and now, the postmaster generals plan to slow shipping even further. Because of these situations that are out of our control, please allow additional shipping time then what is quoted by Etsys shipping estimates ***

** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 5 weeks out). We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **

Let who ever approaches your desk know how you really feel! 5 Middle fingers should get the point across!

The vulgar Octopus can be made in various colors.

Pen Holder version can be found here:

This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

4-6 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

My order has not arrived yet, but I am very appreciative of the communication and hard work of the seller. I am so excited to receive it, and I know that I will love it no matter how long it takes to get here :)

Oh my god. Pandemic be damned. We might just make it through this after all now that our Vulgar Pride Octopus has arrived. Perfect in every way and just as expected. Thank you!

I love my glow in the dark octopus flipping me off as I drift off to sleep

so cute but took a long time to ship, worth it tho i love him