Large Vulgar Octopus

$20.25



*** Please note, shipping by USPS has been slowed due to the pandemic, and now, the postmaster generals plan to slow shipping even further. Because of these situations that are out of our control, please allow additional shipping time then what is quoted by Etsys shipping estimates ***

** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 5 weeks out). We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **

No one will miss how you are feeling with this LARGE Fucktopus!

The vulgar Octopus can be made in various colors.

The large Vulgar Octopus measures 8in x 7in wide and 3.5 inches tall

This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

4-6 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.


Took almost 3 months to get to me. Wrong color and it was broken. Trash.



My favorite item I own ❤️


Love my Vulgar Octopus! Everyone needs one.