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** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 5 weeks out). We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
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Thank you! **
The Vulgar Octopus is back, and this time you write the phrase!
Size: 5.5in x 5in wide and 3.5in tall
~Color of Octopus
This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.
Shipping from United States
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
May 12, 2020
Jan 27, 2020
I bought a blue octopus holding a chalkboard sign (along with middle fingers!) for my best friend and we both absolutely love him. It shipped fast and is excellent quality!
Dec 29, 2019
These items were badass and well made! Was extremely pleased with my order! I gifted them and they were a huge hit :)! Fast shipping too! Thank you, I definitely recommend this shop!
Dec 28, 2019
Beautiful Octopus. The shipping went just fine. And the Octopus has been a supriesing present for a friend, who likes it very much.