Octopus Middle Finger Chalkboard


** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 8 weeks out). As we catch up on orders, we will ship out orders sooner then the stated processing time.We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **

The Vulgar Octopus is back, and this time you write the phrase!

Size: 5.5in x 5in wide and 3.5in tall

~Color of Octopus

This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

6-8 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (7)


The item is a little rough around the tentacles, but nothing that I find to be an issue. I absolutely love this guy, and only am noting that for other people. It happens with this type of material :)

I bought a blue octopus holding a chalkboard sign (along with middle fingers!) for my best friend and we both absolutely love him. It shipped fast and is excellent quality!

These items were badass and well made! Was extremely pleased with my order! I gifted them and they were a huge hit :)! Fast shipping too! Thank you, I definitely recommend this shop!