*** Please note, shipping by USPS has been slowed due to the pandemic, and now, the postmaster generals plan to slow shipping even further. Because of these situations that are out of our control, please allow additional shipping time then what is quoted by Etsys shipping estimates ***
** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 5 weeks out). We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **
The Vulgar Octopus is now more dapper. Show how you feel, but with class.
This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.
Shipping from United States
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Jul 31, 2020
Sir Phalange Erectus has brought much joy to our home!! The seller was very communicative and wonderful to deal with! I love my fancy rude octopus!
Jul 30, 2020
I love my vulgar octopus! I had to have one with the top hat and monocle, the top hat makes him classy. Lol. Vendor had an unexpected influx of orders and my item did not ship on time. However, he was very responsive to my questions, and the finished product was well worth the wait! Thank you TheNerd3D!
Jul 27, 2020
Jul 26, 2020
Got as a gift for someone and have reports that it is much loved. The seller went above and beyond to make sure we were able to have the gift in time as well, despite being really swamped!
Jul 25, 2020
Thank you. These make me laugh. Love it!