** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 8 weeks out). As we catch up on orders, we will ship out orders sooner then the stated processing time.We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **
The Vulgar Octopus is now more dapper. Show how you feel, but with class.
This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.
Shipping from United States
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Oct 20, 2020
I ordered this as a Christmas gift. It is beyond perfect. I am not putting a picture on since I did not give the gift yet.
Oct 6, 2020
Oct 6, 2020
He's adorable!! I love him! Special violet and glow in the dark.
Oct 5, 2020
My daughter loved this one. Makes a great ring holder :) !
Oct 3, 2020
If ever there was a mascot for teaching in 2020, it’s this. I ordered 3 as pick-me-ups for some teacher colleagues. They arrived fast and brought giant smiles to some very weary faces. Will definitely use this seller again in the future. Probably for more fuckofftopi. 💜💜