** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 10 weeks out). As we catch up on orders, we will ship out orders sooner then the stated processing time. We realize that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **
Well... Why not?... a Dicky Turtle.
Give it to a good friend, or a bad one :)
*This is a novelty only item!! Not a dildo! Please do not use this to place in any orifices. This is not made to be inserted ANYWHERE! :) If you use it for more then a novelty item, we are not responsible for any trouble these may cause. NOVELTY ONLY! Sorry, but it needs to be stated :)*
There are multiple sizes and colors available.
All items are made to order.
This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.
Shipping from United States
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.