** Because of the recent popularity of our shop please take note of the processing time (currently 10 weeks out). As we catch up on orders, we will ship out orders sooner then the stated processing time. We've realized that the mobile app does not show it up front like a PC.
If you need it sooner, please contact us.
Thank you! **
The Vulgar Octopus Just got his degree. Show the world how smart you are!
This item is handmade/hand painted, not manufactured at a factory; because of this, minor imperfections should be expected.
Large orders will take time, please contact us with the quantity and deadline before ordering.
Shipping from United States
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Nov 3, 2020
Omg! This little guy is amazing! I was originally looking at Sir Vulgar Octopus- I lol every time I see his little monocle, but I messaged the seller on a whim and asked what the chances were that I could maybe get a vulgar octopus in a graduation cap since my friend just finished grad school and this seemed like the perfect gift. Seller was amazing and totally created this amazing guy! I even got a message asking what the school colors were for the tassel! My friend LOVED the gift, definitely one of a kind! I couldn’t ask for more!